Any of you who play fantasy baseball might get a kick out of my friends reply to this ridiculous lowball trade offer
——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Fwd: Fantasy Baseball
This trade has been proposed to you in Fantasy Ballers (417750).
Go Bucks
M. Lieberthal
D. Lowe
Glenmoore Slamaz
V. MartÃnez
B. Sheets
(friend’s response to this low-ball offer)
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Can’t say you didn’t warn me about lowball offers from
postings. My reply went as follows.
“Clearly, you think I am a Jackass. I can assure you
that the sentiment is returned.
Martinez production has been matched among catchers
only by Pudge. Ben Sheets has been among the five most
dominant pitchers in baseball, rivaled only by
Santana, the Unit, and Schmidt.
I am saddened by the realization that there are no
words to send to you that you will find as insulting
as I found your proposal.”
Also, I sent a counterproposal of Helton and A Benitez
for Conine and A Rhodes.
Um, wasn’t this your reply, not “your friend’s”???
Comment by Elizabeth — 7/30/2004 @ 4:43 pm
No, this was a friend’s reply to a trade offered by a third party in our league. And what a loser third party he is
Comment by Andrew — 7/31/2004 @ 6:46 am